Spotted: Granny.Power Rides Again?
By Cornelius Whimbleweather, Paragon City Chronicle
GALAXY CITY - For months, rumors have been swirling around Paragon City that the founder of the infamous supergroup Power, Incorporated is back.
"We really have no comment at this time," stated Power.Woman, when caught unexpectedly at a book signing event. "She hasn't been seen in public for years."
Other witnesses, on the other hand, tell another story.
"She jumped in out of nowhere," said Sally Trimbles. "A gang of Hellions had just grabbed my purse, and were preparing to run. Out of nowhere, this old lady in a skimpy outfit with chopsticks stuck in gray hair bun jumped right into the middle of them. She totally whipped out the biggest blade I've ever seen in my life (and I've seen a few!), then proceeded to gut the lot of them."
"I'm usually squimish about such things, but honey, they got what coming to them," she concluded.
Calls to Power, Incorporated headquarters and their press agents were not returned by publication time.
Stay tuned for further developments on this intriguing new situation.
3 Comments:
Wait, this can't be right. PW told me that she had retired!
3/11/2006 12:23:00 PM
She has.
-PW
3/11/2006 12:23:00 PM
We need to catch whomever's taking these photos. We may have a stalkerazzi on our hands.
3/11/2006 12:24:00 PM
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